Site not look beautiful? Click here

As We See It

The future chronology of politicians on the Strip

What if Bill Clinton at the Colosseum is just the beginning?

Image
Illustration: Ryan Olbrysh

February 22: Bill Clinton headlines the Colosseum at Caesars Palace for a speech titled “embracing our Common Humanity.”

April 6: Sarah Palin appears at Caesars to keynote the Wine & Spirits Wholesalers of America convention.

May: At the Excalibur, John Ensign guest-stars in Defending the Caveman.

July: Rudy Giuliani begrudgingly takes a one-time, guest-starring role in Divas Las Vegas. (He wanted a permanent spot, even offering to bring his own wardrobe.)

August: Mitt Romney accepts, then immediately declines, a role in Thunder From Down Under, after learning it’s not, after all, about Australian NASCAR.

September: John Edwards guest-stars in Defending the Caveman.

November 5: Jim Gibbons begins exciting new chapter in life: “Welcome to Hooters Casino, sir and ma’am!”

December: South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford guest-stars in Defending the Caveman.

January, 2011: Harry Reid joins Blue Man Group for one memorable performance—Blue Men don’t talk.

March 17, 2011: Lucky patron wins Dennis Kucinich in O’Shea’s leprechaun giveaway.

Share
Photo of Scott Dickensheets

Scott Dickensheets

Get more Scott Dickensheets

Commenting Policy

Previous Discussion:

  • The longtime managing partner of XS and Tryst has moved on to the Alon hotel and casino, planned to open in 2018.

  • Medical marijuana was approved by voters in 2000, but it’s taken lawmakers more than a decade to set up a way for patients to legally ...

  • Researched and written by Friends of Red Rock Canyon volunteers, Seekers, Saints & Scoundrels portrays the people drawn to the mountains.

  • Get More As We See It Stories
Top of Story