No doubt about it: The mayoral race between Carolyn Goodman and Chris Giunchigliani is shaping up to be one of the liveliest in recent memory. So, in honor of what’s sure to be a WWF-sized battle royale, we’ve decided to have a bit of fun with the candidates:
Chris Giunchigliani: "The Grassroots Grappler"
Carolyn Goodman: "The Meadows Mauler"
Chris Giunchigliani 20
Carolyn Goodman 0
Chris Giunchigliani: "You can't handle the truth—or my last name!"
Carolyn Goodman "I'm qualified to run—just ask the mayor!"
Chris Giunchigliani: Likes to get on the ground, pound on doors
Carolyn Goodman: Tag team, with Oscar always waiting at the rope
Chris Giunchigliani: "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" by Dr. Dre
Carolyn Goodman: "School's Out" by Alice Cooper