So it turns out the rumors about Bravo shooting Real Housewives of Las Vegas weren’t true. Too bad. We had plenty of local hotties to suggest for the show. It hardly matters that some of these ladies aren’t married. It’s reality television. Isn’t it all about the eye candy?
•Lorena Peril Singer in Fantasy at Luxor. The former Sin City Bad Girl has a tremendous singing voice, so we know she’ll be great at shouting matches.
•Taylor Makakoa Wife of Terry Fator, performer in his Mirage show. She’ll add a dash of sweetness, and hey, she already has experience working with dummies.
•Melody Sweets Performer in Absinthe. This woman’s exotic and would give the show what it desperately needs—gut-busting laughs.
•Marley Taylor Half of the recently reunited Vintage Vegas. This stunning blonde’s performing with ex Chris Phillips, even though they’re still split up. Drama, drama, drama ... She’s a natural!