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Super Martian Robots

Super Martian Robots

Genre: Rock
Web site: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=330535939

Super Martian Robots are a 5-piece band spawned from the underbelly of Las Vegas and the womb of a world that can only be seen through eyes that are truly dazed and confused. Only together for a few months, they have already amassed an amazingly vast and schizophrenic catalog of tunes. Up next: a demo, success, fame, and a following of millions.

Their biggest money maker so far? Selling off locks of hair and anything else that can be scraped together and sold as “art.” We all know that “music” isn’t making money anymore, but rest assured: best-selling autobiographies, a clothing lines, bed sheets, Teen Beat cover shoots, and dolls in their likeness are soon to follow. An LP is due this summer from the wonderful offices of Pop Cycle Records (for those who care to download it for free).

Super Martian Robots sound like AC/DC being brutally assaulted and left for dead by Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Weezer, Rage Against The Machine, and Barney. Their musical influences are: The Muppets, American Idol, Garbage Pail Kids, Ed Norton, Britney Spears, Slurpees, The Beatles, and Reality TV.

Super Martian Robots see the current state of music as outdated, stale, and totally accessible to the consumer mass market of starry-eyed lemmings. Do they want to change this? Hell no! They're ready to regurgitate the same bland riffs and artificially con"cock"ted vocals to provide another voice of hope to the "emo"tional masses. Hip Hip Hooray!

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Musicians:
Jason Walker – Guitar
Andy Gomez – Guitar
Sprinkle – Bass
Chas Stumbo – Drums
Corky Gainsford – Vocals
Formed:
2008, Las Vegas, NV
Influences
Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Van Halen
Current status
performing, recording, writing