Girlfriend - "You coming to my party tomorrow night?"
Me - "I’d love to but I have a date, sorry."
Girlfriend - "Is he hot?"
Me - "Yes!"
Girlfriend - "Is he Jewish?"
Me - "Yep."
Girlfriend - "Is it David?"
Me - "Yeah…"
Girlfriend - "Oh. Ok, I’ll lay off that one."
Me - "That would be great, thanks."
Awkward silence. Exeunt.
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