"It's nice to know someone may be getting Chlamydia during our set tonight." –The Clydesdale's Paige Overton on the pole-dancing women inside the Las Vegas Country Saloon on Friday night.
"This song is dedicated to free speech, because it would be awkward up here without it." –Pan de Sal's Jeff Madlambayan Thursday night at Beauty Bar.
"They rap like grandmas and that's why they stay inside million-dollar homes," Themselves’ Doseone, on mainstream rappers, Sunday night at Beauty Bar.