Serene don’t swing

So, a dozen numbers but nowhere to fit The Most Serene Republic song that would really hit home with locals? I mean, if you’d released a cover of Jim Lowe’s 1956 hit “Green Door” with the lyrics “What’s that secret you’re keepin’? ... Don’t know what they’re doin’ ... All I want is to join the happy crowd behind the green door,” you’d play it at the Beauty Bar, a mere 2.63 miles from the world-famous social club, right?