A brief conversation about “dead” porn stars

Girls & Corpses describes itself as “sort of like Maxim magazine meets Dawn of the Dead.” With a description like that, you can’t take yourself too seriously. Here’s a conversation overheard at the magazine’s Adult Entertainment Expo booth, which featured two “dead” porn stars lying half naked in a clear body bag with a fake skull lying between them:

AEE Attendee: You’re not fooling anyone. Dead people don’t have tans.

Porn Star: If you die with a tan, you’re still gonna be tan when you’re dead.

Man Running Booth: Shut up! You’re supposed to be dead.