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Stripped

Tales of the naked city, from a Las Vegas dancer.

01.28.12 · 1:35 PM

Strippers and dogs years

They say dogs age the equivalent of seven years for every one human year. My 49-year-old (in dog years) hound dog is snoring next to me. I’ve had him since he was a puppy. In what seems like a few lazy months, I’ve seen him go from a wide-eyed energetic baby to a sad-looking old man. His eyebrows and chin turned white, and he’s always ready for a nap. He likes to sit on the bench next to me at ... Read more...

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01.22.12 · 9:16 PM

On poker-induced stomach aches and skipping CES

I just got back from a week in the Bahamas. My boyfriend is a professional poker player, and we were there for a tournament. I like poker. Like stripping, it’s part luck and all balls. I get nervous watching him play, though. I mean, I’m a pretty nervous person anyway, but money makes me extra anxious. He’s such a calm person most of the time, so watching him get upset over bad hands is bizarre. It makes my stomach hurt. ... Read more...

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01.14.12 · 12:33 AM

Stripped: A downward spiral

“I’m in love with you,” I told him for the first time after months of dating. I was propped up against the wheel of my friend Blackbird’s unregistered car that was parked in the driveway. I had my legs straight out in front of me and my back slouched over like a rag doll on a shelf. It was late in the morning, and I was still drunk from work the night before. The sun was hot and bright, and ... Read more...

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01.2.12 · 4:22 PM

A lap dance for Santa

For Christmas I get some screenwriting software, a dead bird and a bag of loose Marlboro red cigarettes. In that order. I spend the day in my pretty pink apron cooking at my boyfriend’s house while he plays on the computer. I make parmesan mashed potatoes, green beans almandine, turkey and gravy from scratch. I turn his beautiful kitchen into an apocalypse of dirty pots, pans and stacks of dishes. It looks like a flour bomb exploded in there. I ... Read more...

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Cocktail of the Week Jun 19, 2013
by Ken Miller

Postrio’s nod to Don Quixote makes for a perfect summertime drink

When you think of summer, odds are thoughts of legendary literary character Don Quixote don’t spring to mind. But after trying a Distorted Chivalry at the Venetian’s Postrio, that might ...
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