• ... his plummet to No. 141 in the world in 1997.

• ... that tennis-overshadowing “Image is everything” Canon campaign.

• ... certain mid-’90s wardrobe choices.

• ... the fake mohawk (another shocking new revelation).

• ... his decision to book Rod Stewart, Lifehouse and the Goo Goo Dolls for his Grand Slam for Children events. We’re all for helping kids, but sometimes you just gotta say no.