Scariest movie I’ve ever seen: Children of the Corn. I saw it when I was a kid, and to this day I am nervous around corn.

Favorite TV show: Dexter, because I think tape and Saran Wrap are sexy.

Halloween Plans: I’ll be performing a new impaling act and managing the Amazing Johnathan’s haunted house for its final year.

Preferred brand of staple to use on forehead: Stanley staples. They match my Stanley gun and don’t jam up much.

Preferred brand of needle to stick through arm: Predator blow darts. They are super-shiny, disposable and inexpensive.