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The future is drunk: Imagining booze containers of tomorrow

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These could use an update, don’t you think?

Novelty beer and cocktail glasses are serious business in Las Vegas. There’s Rockhouse’s beloved guitar full of goodness, for the drinker who wants to feel like being stumbling drunk is a sign of innate badassness. There’s the football of beer, for fans who don’t care about head injuries and domestic violence, and the yard-long, a Vegas classic, best for boozers who prefer to measure their consumption in units of distance rather than volume. Frankly, they’ve all gotten a bit stale. We’re thirsty for fresh ideas in the realm of alcoholic vessels ...

    • The Social Sipper

      This camera-shaped container takes photos and video while you drink, so you can Vine and Instagram selfies from that attractive lower angle.

    • The Meta

      The inevitable future of 3D printing: Custom drink containers shaped like your head and printed while you watch. Not creepy at all.

    • The Indecisive Imbiber

      Why choose between piña colada and Coors Light? This rotating wheel to wastedness lets you select “all of the above.”

    • The Responsible Drinker

      Don’t end your night with a DUI. This handcuff-shaped cup features a built in breathalyzer, so you’ll know when getting behind the wheel is a bad bet.

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