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Trailer Review: INTO THE BLUE

Martin Stein

Occasionally, movies come out that are so bad, studios refuse to screen them for critics. To help give you a heads-up, here's our take on the trailers.


Alba is in a bikini. Walker goes shirtless. A plane full of gold crashes into the ocean during a storm. Alba puts on a different bikini. Walker is bare-chested. You just know the gold belongs to some dangerous bad men led by the evil Tyson Beckford, and after our two main characters and their two soon-to-be-dead friends find the gold, the dangerous bad men will come looking for them. Alba wears some tiny panties and points her butt at the camera. There will be narrow escapes while Walker and Alba try to figure out how to stay alive and rich at the same time. Alba puts on a tank top. Walker is half-naked.


Odds are if you've seen The Deep, you've seen Into the Blue, the main difference being that Jacqueline Bisset's nipples poking through a wet T-shirt were far more erotic back in 1977 than anything you'll see of Alba. Who wears lots of bikinis.

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