Water rates raised an average of 23 percent. We’ve started watering our yards with Diet Sprite.
Harrah’s Entertainment drops Review-Journal from its properties. Tourists are outraged; if there’s one thing they go to the Strip for, it’s to read the paper.
Spamalot to close in July. The Knights Who Say “Ni!” will soon be saying, “You want fries with that?”
Criss Angel show to be called Criss Angel Believe. We believe Angel should start using punctuation.
Las Vegas architect: Natural light may improve test scores. Night schools reportedly concerned.
Pacman Jones paid extortion cash to man arrested in All-Star Weekend shooting. Pacman is so distraught, it’s been weeks since he engaged in disorderly conduct.
Celine Dion picked as 10th most annoying singer by Yahoo!
The most annoying singer? The guy who sings the Yahoo! theme.
Cher, Tina Turner uniting for Vegas TV special.
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