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Ever heard of a metaphorical pregnancy? It's coming your way, Aries.
Aries, you could learn a lot from Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
Stay well-grounded in your delight, Aries.
What do Arctic Monkeys and Leo have in common? Read on.
Scorpio, try the CliffsNotes approach.
Do as they would in Bull Durham, Aries.
Learn from the lessons of Casablanca, Taurus.
How does Napoleon's penis apply to Capricorn this week?
Pisces, consider a name change to Butt-Jugglin Smuggla.
Scorpio, beware the lessons of Breaking Bad.
What does Pisces have in common with a band called Hatebeak? Read on.
Geminis, realize the power of "abracadabra."
Ask yourself this, Capricorn: What would Michael Bay do?
Consider the cricket, Aries.
Take a cue from Dallas Buyers Club this week, Virgo.