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Learn from the lessons of Casablanca, Taurus.
How does Napoleon's penis apply to Capricorn this week?
Pisces, consider a name change to Butt-Jugglin Smuggla.
Scorpio, beware the lessons of Breaking Bad.
What does Pisces have in common with a band called Hatebeak? Read on.
Geminis, realize the power of "abracadabra."
Ask yourself this, Capricorn: What would Michael Bay do?
Consider the cricket, Aries.
Take a cue from Dallas Buyers Club this week, Virgo.
Taurus, make adjustments in your flow.
This week, take a lesson from Jackie Chan.
Choose your battles carefully, Aquarius.
As you know, real confidence has no bluster or bombast, Virgo.
Do you know what phase of your cycle it is, Capricorn?
The bells are about to ring for you, Libra.