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Aries, your brain would benefit from a thorough washing.
Congrats, Sagittarius: You win the award for Most Catalytic Fun-Seeker and Intriguing Game-Changer of the Zodiac.
Harland Sanders didn’t begin building his fried-chicken empire until the age of 65, Virgo, so know that it’s never too late to instigate the project ...
You will have a talent for finding amusement in an unusually wide variety of phenomena, Pisces. Succulent revelry awaits.
Now is a favorable time to wish upon a star, if you're Libra.
It’s not impossible to solve the mystery of who you are, Pisces, but it can be hard work that requires an excellent sense of humor.
Get ready, Aries ... you are about to grasp a truth that has eluded you for a long time.
Muse-choosing is a mysterious and sacred process, Sagittarius, and it may be time for you to choose a new one (or two).
Virgo, are you willing to entertain an outlandish possibility? You will soon be offered unexpected assistance ...
Many modern astronomers are allergic to astrology, but there is no inherent conflict between the two.
Libra, are you caught up in the metaphorical matrix?
“An escalator can never break,” mused comedian Mitch Hedberg. “It can only become stairs."
You're free at last, Virgo! And you're ready to rise to the next level, Leo.
“Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love,” said Cancerian comedian Mel Brooks.
Gemini, you may be as close as you have ever gotten to finding the long-lost Holy Grail, or Captain Kidd’s pirate treasure, or Tinkerbell’s magical ...