“Staying out till 6 a.m. Friday night did very little for my vow to weed the jungle that is my backyard Saturday morning. I’m focusing instead on bringing dark under-eye circle back into vogue.” –Xania Woodman

“You see that Paul van Dyk interview in this week's issue? Yeah, I should have transcribed that on Saturday. Or maybe Sunday. Or even first thing Monday morning (ew, mornings).” –Deanna Rilling

“I accomplished many things on my to-do list this weekend. Unfortunately for Sunday, taking out-of-town guests out for a Saturday-night rage was one of them.” –Jack Colton

“I had been looking forward to my yoga hike with Yoga Sanctuary for at least a month, until I discovered it was scheduled for 8 a.m. Saturday morning. Had they scheduled it for a few hours earlier, I would have had a chance of hitting it on my way home from the clubs.” –C. Moon Reed