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After careful consideration

Pure Management Group’s new marketing campaign positions the company as “The Nightlife Pacesetter.” Team Hangover would like to respectfully take a guess at what may have landed on the cutting room floor:

Pure Management Group: The Nightlife Pacemaker … The Nightlife Wave-maker … The Nightlife Baby-maker … The Nightlife Babysitter … The Nightlife Typesetter … The Nightlife Irish Setter … The Nightlife Bed-wetter … The Nightlife Place Setting … The Nightlife Paycheck-taker … The Nightlife Ball-breaker … The Nightlife Deal-breaker

Yep, Nightlife Pacesetter was probably the way to go.


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