Cosmopolitan

Heels = sexy. Drunk women in heels? Not so sexy.

They are called “drinking shoes,” not “walking shoes.” You know the ones: the gravity-defying footwear that looks super effing hot—until you have one too many Bacardis and forget how to walk properly in them. Perfect for wearing during hot sex, heels will quickly become your worst enemy if your stars don’t align and you wind up going home alone. That’s when you find yourself clutching onto your less-drunk friends for dear life in front of China Poblano at the Cosmopolitan.

Oh, yes. This happened. Here’s the YouTube proof.

Consider this a lesson: If you have to wear sky-high heels when you’re drinking—and believe me, as someone who owns no tennis shoes but at least a dozen heels, I believe it is a need—just be sure they’re easy to slip out of. Whatever unfortunate friends have to make sure you get home safely will appreciate it.

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