27 inches: how tall Pretty Thing's straightjacket-escaping, glass-walking, balloon-swallowing badass performer Lil Miss Firefly is

5 faux nipples: thrown onto a pair of fake boobs attached to a male audience member during a hilarious "how to become a burlesque star" skit

702: hometown area code of Pretty Thing performer Bambu. You might recognize her as a Suicide Girl.

4 dollars: how much it costs per month to become a yearlong member of the Suicide Girls' website

3103 N. Rancho Drive: the address for Cheyenne Saloon, sprawled in black ink on the arm of one audience member, who heard about the show at work and was hell-bent on attending

20 dollars: Largest tip paid by an audience member to see Go-Go Amy contorted inside a Chinese Execution Blade Box

2 words to sum up Pretty Things Peepshow's Wednesday night performance, courtesy of one satisfied audience member: "Holy shit!"

87102: ZIP code of the Albuquerque, NM, bar where this touring act will be performing next. Here's hoping it comes back to Vegas eventually.