Arbitrary excerpts: Snooki, 2012, and more

Jersey Shore fan? This has to be on your must-read list then!

These three books have nothing in common—except that they arrived in our mail. Naturally, we decided to compare them, by means of random flipping.

A Shore Thing by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi ($24)

Page 52: “Gia felt like a million bucks, too, for bringing the joy, hard, to their customers. Since that first day with Neil, Gia had become a master tanner.”

Page 165: “At Ed Hardy, Stanley almost refused to buy a mad cool black T-shirt with gold tribal designs all over it.”

101 Things You Should Know About 2012 by Mark Heley ($12)

Want to know about 2012? Mark Heley will tell you 101 fun facts!

Page 52: “For instance, the traditional alligator or crocodile becomes the dragon.”

Page 165: “Do plasma vortexes cause simple crop circles?”

Pick this up to read about pube styles and more!

WTF? Women by Gregory Bergman and Jodi Miller ($10)

Page 52: “Popular pube styles: The Hitler, the Heart, the Goatee, the Crescent Moon, the Landing Strip, the Taj Mahal (do not try this at home).”

Page 165: “You realize you’ve become everything you swore you wouldn’t. Option 1: Build a time machine.”


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