Favorite young comic: Kristen Schaal from The Daily Show. I don’t really pay attention to young comics, so I Googled “favorite young comic” and her name came up.
Best comedy film of the year so far: The only comedy I’ve seen this year was The Green Hornet, and it was a piece of crap. So, Green Hornet.
Favorite TV show: House. Best-written show ever. Tied with Frasier.
Who would you like to defend next? KISS. C’mon, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the KISS Army demands induction. (You can leave Vinnie Vincent out, if you want, but not Eric Carr!)
Who else should get a one-man show in Vegas? Teller.