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Local Las Vegas bands get high marks for their creative names, and that got us thinking: What would happen if we created new hypothetical band names out of the words Vegas musicians have already tapped for their groups? The answer: pure, nonsensical gold.

In honor of the 2010 Music Issue, we mined our Local Band Guide for the best adjectives and nouns (Soggy! Mortal! Campers!), and compiled them all into our very own Band Name Generator. With a simple click you can name your new band using recycled words. It’s green and endlessly entertaining. Just give us credit when you hit the big time, OK?