Like many country stars, Kenny Chesney has a knack for devising catchy album- and song titles. See if you can tell the genuine Chesney wordsmithing from the very clever fakes below.
A. “(Tila) Tequila Loves Me”
B. "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem"
C. “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”
- Kenny Chesney
- May 14-15, 8 p.m., $146.
- The Joint, 693-5222.
D. “But Then, She Needs Her Head Examined”
E. “You Can Tap a Keg of My Love (Here, Use My Spigot)”
F. “Someone Else’s Hog”
G. "All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Tan"
H. “Being Drunk’s a Lot Like Loving You”
I. “In That Both Entail Waking Up in a Pool of My Own Waste”
Real: B, C, F, G, H. Less real: A, D, E, I.