Greyhound’s new direct LA to Vegas bus route—with Wi-Fi!—is already a good idea. But there’s always room for improvement ...

1. A DJ booth, party lighting and a bar (the open kind).

2. Foot massages. Hell, back massages, too.

3. D-list celebrity hosts. Surely, Heidi Montag is available.

4. Casino game lessons—to avoid embarrassment at the craps table.

5. Eye masks, neck pillows and ocean sounds.