1. “I’m politically 100 percent incorrect and believe political correctness is hurting truth and open, heartfelt dialogue.”

2. “If standing for liberty and standing for the Constitution makes you a wacko bird, then I am a very, very proud wacko bird.”

3. “As someone that carries a firearm on me like my panties and bra, I do break the law because I generally carry my gun in places where they say is a gun-free zone, because I’m not going to be a victim of a stupid law.”

4. “If it was up to me, if you uttered the words ‘gun control,’ we’d put you in jail.”

5. “Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.”

6. “If you really want to get serious about stopping the pimps and stopping this horrific activity with sex trafficking our children, come to us … with a bill for chemical castration or straight-up castration.”

7. “We’re in 2015 and we have a black president, in case anyone didn’t notice. So the color and the race issue, I think it’s time that we put that to rest.”

8. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

Answers: 1. Fiore 2. Ted Cruz 3. Fiore 4. Ted Nugent 5. Ed Koch 6. Fiore 7. Fiore 8. George W. Bush