5 observations from my birthday party @ Marquee

That’s the difference between me and the professional model: I actually eat the cupcake.
Photo: Al Powers

1) If you put your mind to it, it is possible to eat an entire cupcake in one bite.

2) The only good magic trick to perform in a club is the one that doesn’t require talking.

3) The ultimate pickup line is, “Hi, I’m Ricky.” (I mean, if your name isn’t Ricky, you shouldn’t say that it is; you should insert your own name.)

4) If you come to Marquee’s Library room dressed like a librarian, you’re going to get made fun of. It’ll be in good fun, but it’s going to happen.

5) If you’re not sure what to order off the cocktail menu, go for the drink that has the ingredients you haven’t heard of. You only live once, right?


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