Be careful who you talk to and what song you Shazam.
Cleverboy couldn't decide on pretty or hideous, but he had to have these roosters.
Back in Vegas and back in action, sort of.
Let's say Cleverboy was going to borrow a saltshaker from a restaurant ...
Anybody ever met a dog named Robot?
All you need is a piano, a cabaret singer, and some friends.
It takes a lot of time to slide this bird over all those hills.
Cleverboy isn't usually so particular, but six tags in a pair of underwear seems silly.
One minute, you're turning water and candy into soda, Jesus-style. The next, you're getting free Pop Rocks.
Online haters are always gonna hate.
Tired of dressing like Dracula? Consider Big Bird or Zombie Elvis.
Somehow, The ALL KNOWING Diary ended up on Rick's desk ...
If only the debates were broadcast in casino sports books ...
And what are we going to do about those guys who pee on toilet seats?
The road to caring consumerism is paved with good intentions.