A One-Minute Romance: Dear 2009

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Fri, Jan 1, 2010 (5:45 p.m.)

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Dear 2009,

By the time you read this I will be gone, having left you for another year.

Thanks for the memories but there are just so many reasons I had to say goodbye to you last night: The Swine Flu, falling home values, baggage fees on most flights, Governor Palin, Balloon Boy, the Snuggie… And then you had to go and sleep with Tiger?!

You left me no choice, I’m sorry. I hope we can still be friends.

Xania

PS: I put all your shit in a box in the front yard.

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