The Weekly doesn’t care if you are Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Hamburglar. We cruised Walmart’s sparkly midnight release party for Twilight: New Moon to ask the tough questions, like whether Chuck Norris rules the Twiuniverse the way he rules this one. Check out the insight these Twihards offered:
What is the best Twilight drinking game?
“Drink every time Bella is thinking about Edward. That will get you drunk the quickest.” — Marcie Rosales, 24
“Take a shot if you see blood. Take a shot if you see Edward. Take a shot when Jacob takes off his shirt. ... You’d be loaded by the end of the movie.” — Jaimee Smith, 27
Who is the hottest movie vampire of all time?
“Dracula. Duh. Let’s take it back, way before Twilight.” — Jaimee
If Edward played pro baseball, what position would be play? Catcher?
“Outfield. He’s a fast runner.” — Kali Reynolds, 15
Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or a vampire?
“Chuck Norris! He’d have that vampire’s teeth on the ground!” — Restasha Armer, 20
“I say vampires. They’re stronger and faster.” — Kali
“Kung-fu is fast, too!” — Retasha
“Vampire Chuck Norris might have a shot.” — Marcie
What Twilight character is most like you?
“I don’t know about me, but he’s my Edward.” - Jaimee
“I don’t want to be a 13-year-old’s fantasy.” — Jordan Smith, 27
Would you date a vampire?
“No. I’d go with a werewolf, though.” — Alexandra Douglas, 19
What’s the worst pick-up line someone has used on you?
“Hey, baby, are you the spark? Because you’re the bomb.” — Retasha
Has Twilight given you any relationship advice?
“No. It’s a bunch of teeny boppers figuring out life.” — Jaimee