Twilight’ fans answer all

Spending your Friday night waiting in line at Walmart: All the cool kids are doing it.
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The Weekly doesn’t care if you are Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Hamburglar. We cruised Walmart’s sparkly midnight release party for Twilight: New Moon to ask the tough questions, like whether Chuck Norris rules the Twiuniverse the way he rules this one. Check out the insight these Twihards offered:

What is the best Twilight drinking game?

Get your tissues ready.

“Drink every time Bella is thinking about Edward. That will get you drunk the quickest.” — Marcie Rosales, 24

“Take a shot if you see blood. Take a shot if you see Edward. Take a shot when Jacob takes off his shirt. ... You’d be loaded by the end of the movie.” — Jaimee Smith, 27

Who is the hottest movie vampire of all time?

“Dracula. Duh. Let’s take it back, way before Twilight.” — Jaimee

If Edward played pro baseball, what position would be play? Catcher?

“Outfield. He’s a fast runner.” — Kali Reynolds, 15

Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or a vampire?

“Chuck Norris! He’d have that vampire’s teeth on the ground!” — Restasha Armer, 20

“I say vampires. They’re stronger and faster.” — Kali

“Kung-fu is fast, too!” — Retasha

“Vampire Chuck Norris might have a shot.” — Marcie

What Twilight character is most like you?

“I don’t know about me, but he’s my Edward.” - Jaimee

“I don’t want to be a 13-year-old’s fantasy.” — Jordan Smith, 27

Would you date a vampire?

“No. I’d go with a werewolf, though.” — Alexandra Douglas, 19

What’s the worst pick-up line someone has used on you?

“Hey, baby, are you the spark? Because you’re the bomb.” — Retasha

Has Twilight given you any relationship advice?

“No. It’s a bunch of teeny boppers figuring out life.” — Jaimee


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