GILF contest at Little Darlings The polyester pants suits. The used tissues tucked in a sweater sleeve. The eau de denture cream. If you’re a fan of grandmas in the buff, with all their gravity-addled glory, check out this GILF contest (with some MILFs thrown in, for good measure), with $1,000 on the line. October 14, 10 p.m., 366-1141 for interested contestants and general info.

Shakira Pre-Concert and Album Release Party at Lolita’s Oh, Shakira, Shakira. You wooed us with your tantalizing hip shaking and impersonation of a goat’s bleating. Your October 16 Mandalay Bay Events Center concert is sold out, but the night before, fans can stop by Lolita’s for a chance to win tickets and celebrate your album release. Sadly, you won’t be there; maybe a holographic version will show up. October 15, 9:30 p.m., free.

Sounds of the Underground at Ft. Cheyenne It’s always a blast to see hot chicks DJ when they can actually spin. DJ Kara headlines the all-responsible-ages party, which also featurs Madame Filth battling FX Logik. October 16, doors at 8 p.m., $15 and up, 2428 E. Cheyenne Ave, myspace.com/sotulv for more info.

Bob Sinclar at Haze World, hold on. Picture “Everybody Movin’” to the “Sound of Freedom” as Grammy-nominated French house music DJ/producer Bob Sinclar brings his talent to the tables for the special gig. If you miss it, we might not “Love You No More.” October 17, doors at 10 p.m., $30 and up.

Drink Bare Dry We wouldn’t want all that booze to go to waste now that pool season is ending, would we? Locals receive complimentary open bar all day Monday as the European-style pool has its final hurrah of the season. October 18, doors at 11 a.m., $40, ladies free.

PBR Rocks the Strip at PBR Rock Bar Save a horse, ride a cowboy! Or at least meet one, as J.B. Mauney and other professional bull riders stop by the PBR kickoff-week celebration that includes free Jack Daniels, Bud Light and appetizers. October 18, 6 to 8 p.m., RSVP at lasvegasweekly.com/pbr.

Twitterati party at Blush @BlushNightclub honors #Vegas’ most influential Tweeps with Twitter co-founders @EV and @Biz. Honorees include @LasVegasWeekly’s own @DeannaRilling, @VegasDeluxe’s @Robin_Leach, the ubiquitous @HollyMadison123, @ClubPlanet’s @MarcJay702 and many more. October 18, doors at 9 p.m., $30, locals and industry free.

The EC Twins at Surrender Double the pleasure, double the fun, double the hotness! Appropriately dubbed the EC or Eye Candy Twins, the electronic music DJ/production duo—who could also be Jared Leto doppelgängers—stop by Surrender for their first Vegas performance. October 20, doors at 10:30 p.m., $30 and up, locals free.