Most-played tune on your mp3 player?

The national anthem. It reminds me of simpler times when our economy was rated AAA.

Favorite post-Weekend Update snack?

Is Scotch a snack?

First website you visit in the morning?

Twitter. I use it as a personalized news feed for all my favorite news sources.

Vegas production show you’ve always wanted to see?

Is there a Cirque show called Flurg? Because I’d pay money to see that.

Comedy album you’d recommend first?

Any early Richard Pryor.

Book you’re currently reading?

A Dance with Dragons, the latest in the Game of Thrones series. You can call me “nerd” in 100 languages and it ain’t gonna stop me from reading these kickass books.

Most valuable smart phone app?

Words With Friends. Though it’s led me to ask, “What’s so important in their lives that they can’t take their turn?” more often than I would like.

TV show you’d like to appear on?

America’s Most Wanted. As the guy who points and yells, “That’s him!”