Spearmint Rhino does it right: The décor is swank, the location is perfect, and the drink prices are, well, two out of three ain’t bad. Ultimately, though, it’s about the girls. And Rhino’s got ’em. You can tell because when locals advocate for other strip clubs, they always begin, “Now, the girls aren’t as pretty as the ones at Rhino, but ...” 3340 S. Highland Dr., 796-3600. Open 24/7.

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