JackColton.com’s third annual “9-to-5: Because Partying Is a Full-Time Job” event took place at Jet Nightclub this past Monday, offering $5,000 in cash prizes to the winners of five office-related superlatives. While the categories wouldn’t exactly be flattering to most—even by Vegas standards—contestants threw pride to the wind and spent the week campaigning. N9NE Group’s J Roc beat Team Hangover’s own Deanna Rilling for “Most likely to be working while hung over,” and plans to spend his $1,000 wisely, by “making it rain.” Tao Beach’s Tony Paoli convinced everyone he was “Most likely to sleep with a tourist,” the Bank’s Levi Dowling is “Most likely to forget your name,” Lavo’s Larson Legris is “Most likely write a book of excuses,” and Light Group’s own Jenn Tramaglino is “Most likely to call in sick so she can hang out with a wealthy tourist for the weekend.”