Sexy people stripping down for a good cause: Hard to argue with that. Well, unless you’re a Republican political candidate—then it’s pretty easy. Assuming you’re not, you might be interested to know that Planet Hollywood will host a Broadway Bares event on April 15. Performers from Peepshow will team up with castmates from Jubilee!, Love, Vegas! The Show, Matt Goss, Show in the Sky, Sirens of TI and Absinthe for a one-night-only (read: mostly unrehearsed) spectacular. The proceeds go to Broadway Bares/Equity Fights AIDS, which has already raised $195 million for the fight against AIDS and HIV. The midnight show will be hosted by Absinthe’s Penny Pibbets and the Gazillionaire, begging the question: Why doesn’t the Gazillionaire just make the charitable donation himself? I’m starting to suspect that dude’s not as rich as he says …