1. “I was once again stunned. Not by what this kid was telling me, but by the fact that someone had actually named their daughter Saucy. ‘Why was she sitting on you screaming about having sex?’ I asked.” (Page 23)

2. “‘Did you really hit him in the face with liver?’” (Page 64)

3. “‘Control to available units, we have a fight near the Cloud Nine Lounge,’ Matt screamed into the radio. Hank appeared on the monitor and began trying to sort out the wrestling match going on between Jack and the girl. He was doing pretty well until the girl swung one foot around and kicked him in the face. She tried to kick him again ... Hank grabbed her leg and started dragging her around the floor!” (Page 168)

4. “‘This has to be both one of the worst and one of the greatest jobs in the world. Can you imagine doing anything else for a living?’” (Page 252)