Call us cliche lovers, but we always thought that security at casinos was higher than Fort Knox. After all, the amount of cash flowing in and out of those places could probably bail out Ford and Lehman Brothers combined.

So what the hell is up with all the casino robberies this year? There were two just this last weekend. Not only is Vegas not recession-proof, it’s not even robbery-proof from some schmo with a handwritten note. Come on, guys! Give us something to hang our hats on.