"My nature is to go where others fear to tread."
Is this ...
A. “Markus,” Nevada’s first legal male prostitute, on rocking his “beefy Leguizamo” look?
B. Oscar Goodman, on the possibility of running for governor (which would put him in a long line of male prostitutes)?
C. Harry Reid, on just saying whatever the hell happens to enter his cranium?
D. A line that seems to find its way into every frigging Chuck Norris film ever made?
Answer: B, in the Philadelphia Inquirer