“Faked a really good orgasm.” — Jocelyn Swanson (Laguna Beach, CA)

“I cheat on my girlfriend ... 10 times so far this week!” — Flavio Portella (Sao Paulo, Brazil)

“Met a guy and went home with him last night. Whoops!” — Jacqueline Le (San Diego, CA)

“I got a prostitute and she tried to charge me $3,500 but she settled for $1,600 because it was my first time.” — Chris Smith (Australia)

“I don’t do bad things.” — Sarah Reinitz (Los Angeles, CA)