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Extreme Election: If Chris Giunchigliani and Carolyn Goodman were wrestlers

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No doubt about it: The mayoral race between Carolyn Goodman and Chris Giunchigliani is shaping up to be one of the liveliest in recent memory. So, in honor of what’s sure to be a WWF-sized battle royale, we’ve decided to have a bit of fun with the candidates:

NICKNAME

Chris Giunchigliani: "The Grassroots Grappler"

Carolyn Goodman: "The Meadows Mauler"

YEARS PRO

Chris Giunchigliani 20

Carolyn Goodman 0

TAUNT

Chris Giunchigliani: "You can't handle the truth—or my last name!"

Carolyn Goodman "I'm qualified to run—just ask the mayor!"

FIGHTING

Chris Giunchigliani: Likes to get on the ground, pound on doors

Carolyn Goodman: Tag team, with Oscar always waiting at the rope

THEME SONG

Chris Giunchigliani: "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" by Dr. Dre

Carolyn Goodman: "School's Out" by Alice Cooper

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