As you venture out this weekend, may I offer you a word of advice: Don’t be Drunk Baby.

The latest Internet sensation, Drunk Baby, is the star of a trailer for an award-winning short called Las Palmas, but on a deeper, someone-should-write-a-thesis-about-this level, she actually represents you:. That would be the you who thinks getting smashed, breaking stuff, throwing up and blacking out somehow is somehow cute. Wise up, honey. You’re the Ke$ha in your group of friends ... and nobody really likes Ke$ha.