Name: Ozzie (though it may change)

Occupation: Being a giraffe

Where he’s from: Kansas

Age: 6 months

Height: 10 feet

What he eats: Alfalfa, beet pulp and romaine lettuce

Still growing? Yup. He’s expected to reach 19 feet.

Name: Taylor “Baby Giraffe” Bern

Occupation: Las Vegas Sun UNLV sports reporter

Where he’s from: Iowa

Age: 27 years

Height: 6-foot-8

What he eats: Eggs, peanut butter, burritos, yogurt with granola, sandwiches

Still growing? Nope. He hit full height at age 20.