On Mexican immigrants:
“They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists, and some I assume are good people, but I speak to border guards and they tell us what we are getting.”
On Trump Tower in Dubai:
“We are building this in the ocean. It doesn’t have ocean views. It’s in the ocean. We don’t play games.”
On the profound ripples of his Twitter feed:
“My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”
Answer: Trick question. Trump said all of these things, of course.