A One-Minute Romance: Lost in translation

Pondering the importance of wine.
Photo: rpeschetz / via Flickr

Xania Woodman - "Where does wine fall into your hierarchy of needs?"

Oblivious man - "Number 2. Maybe 3. On some days 1."

XW - "Hmmm. Question 2: Plans Saturday night?"

OM - "I'll be out of town. Family thing."

XW - "Bummer. You shoulda heard question 3."

OM - "What was question 3?"

XW - "Question 3 was do you own a suit. See, there's this wine gala thing..."

OM - "Ah. Yes, I do. Need to borrow it?"


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