Federal authorities want U.S. marshals to operate seized strip club Crazy Horse Too. Good to see our government finally tackling the country’s real problems head-on..

Authorities nab 16 sex offenders in Las Vegas during Halloween sweep. Give ’em some credit—it can’t be easy with the entire city saying, “Want some candy?”

Cher cancels shows because she’s allergic to Las Vegas winds. Oscar Goodman, Steve Wynn and Criss Angel promise to keep it down.

Donny and Marie extend Las Vegas show until 2010. It’s not that they like Las Vegas—they bought a home here, and they’re already upside down.

Nearly half of Nevada’s registered voters vote early. Careful, guys. The country will start to suspect that we actually care.

Third-party candidates debate Sunday night. Those who overheard them in the booth at the Peppermill say it was very heated.

Analyst says Las Vegas Sands stock is among the top picks. Sorry, Sheldon Adelson, but those analyst-style glasses aren’t fooling anybody!