Encore to open Sinatra restaurant. It’s going to be a very successful restaurant, as long as everyone involved keeps their big mouths shut.

Liam and Noel Gallagher join Ricky Hatton in Las Vegas. It makes sense—Ricky loves Oasis, and the Gallaghers love beating people up.

Vegas police officers sue makers of Taser weapons for injuries they suffered during training. When asked for comment, a Taser spokesperson said, “Wanna buy a Taser?”

Financial crisis affecting Nevada’s brothels 20 to 45 percent. Politicians nationwide thought about a bailout, but eventually realized they had already spent way too much money there already.

North Las Vegas Housing Authority CEO resigns amid complaints about Casa Rosa housing complex. “When I accepted this job, they never told me I had to deal with ... people,” he said.

Melanie B. getting own Vegas revue, Peep Show. Hey, this is a great idea 10 years ago.

Nevada jobless rate rises to 7.6 percent. Boy, when those brothels get hit, everybody suffers.