Recklessness

Tiger Woods: Has driven into more fire hydrants

John Ensign: Refuses to brake for possible ethics violations

Hotness

Woods: Dude’s bulked up!

Ensign: That hair, that hair ...

Ick factor

Woods: Slept with a porn star (allegedly!)

Ensign: Serves in the U.S. Senate (allegedly!)

Hypocrisy?

Woods: Never claimed to be a saint

Ensign: Unfortunately, he did

Winner?

John Ensign