Puscifer
Instead of vampire gear, you wear: Shaved head, dark sunglasses, cowboy hat. Avoid direct eye contact.
Instead of "trick or treat" you say: "V is for Vagina." If you're feeling polite, opt for the remixed version, "V is for Viagra."
Instead of Snickers, you'll get: The snacks Maynard James Keenan promised last time at the Pearl and never delivered.
Slipknot
Instead of vampire gear, you wear: Disturbingly clown-like mask, jumpsuit. Have eight friends dress exactly the same.
Instead of "trick or treat" you say: "People = shit."
Calendar
- Puscifer
- Oct. 29, 8 p.m., $39 - $49
- Pearl at the Palms
- Slipknot
- Oct. 31, 8 p.m., $44 - $64
- Pearl at the Palms
- Rob Zombie
- Oct. 30, 8 p.m., $54 - $69
- Pearl at the Palms
- Mitch Albom
- Oct. 25, 6 p.m., $25 - $100
- Temple Beth Sholom
Instead of Snickers, you'll get: Heavy bag of nails.
Rob Zombie
Instead of vampire gear, you wear: Long unwashed hair, nappy goatee, pale face paint. For bonus points, carry around a director's chair.
Instead of "trick or treat" you say: Something unintelligible and sinister, ending with "yeah!"
Instead of Snickers, you'll get: Sour Patch Kids--abrasive on the outside, psychotically sweet within.
Mitch Albom
Instead of vampire gear, you wear: Sincerity, cowled in schmaltz, wedged between giant ears.
Instead of "trick or treat" you say: "Tuesdays With Morrie sold more than 14 million copies!" Cackle wickedly.
Instead of Snickers, you'll get: Super-sweet cotton candy, made with the tears of more deserving writers.
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