MYSTIC MONA: Here Comes Paula Cottontail …

I'm a model/actress. I have been told I look like a Playboy model, and my dream is to be in Playboy. Do you think I should forget this lifelong dream? My biggest fear is that I will get rejected. What do you see for my future?

Dear Playmate,

I am so sad that your loftiest goal is to be a Playboy bunny. You think the glamour and (momentary) prestige of posing nude in a major men's publication will help define who you are. It's much easier for you to live up to what you think is a man's idea of the ideal woman. What's harder to determine is what would make you happy in the deepest heart of yourself because that involves work and self-scrutiny.

It would be novel to see a men's publication present pictures of nude women with credentials like doctorate degrees, or who are CEOs. If the women had a higher regard for themselves and their choices, appearing in a publication would be a more celebrated and encouraged event. It would be a feather to add to their quiver of accomplishments—not their highest pinnacle.

Since everything we do is a reflection of how we really feel about ourselves, what message are you broadcasting? "Here I am! Look at this! I really like guys who would buy me!"

I see much more potential in you than you see in yourself. I don't doubt that you're pretty enough, but I'm bothered that you define yourself through the eyes of others and spend too much time wondering what they think of you. Your question revolves around jealousy and comparison. Where's the life you're defining for the satisfaction of yourself?

If you really want to be naked in a magazine, July looks especially good for you. However, I think you'll meet a dark-haired, slightly older man (of means) who will be a wonderful romantic relationship before then. It will be a choice.

Secret Keeper

I saw your column for the first time in the March 25 Weekly and really enjoyed it. I have used psychics in the past and respect your Spirit-given ability. After reading a letter about employment, I had to write because I am agonizing about the same issue almost to the point of paralysis.

I moved here about 20 months ago. No job, no place to live, no contacts. My background is in law enforcement and private investigation, but I've had no success finding jobs in that field (maybe being in my early 50s has something to do with it). I had to settle for casino and corporate security jobs that pay a ridiculously low hourly rate that I can barely live on, even with my minimalist lifestyle. Being a spiritual person, I always felt there was a higher purpose for me coming to Las Vegas but my inability to find a rewarding job after almost two years of searching is causing me to be extremely depressed. Do you feel I have a purpose here or is it time to lick my wounds and move on? If so, where? I came from Washington state and have no desire to go back. I love living here but I do not feel I am doing anything worthwhile. I am barely hanging on.

I know you must get a ton of letters but I really appreciate any time you could give my question. You are greatly appreciated.

Dear More,

Keep the perspective that you are in Las Vegas for a reason. Keeping secrets is the key to your success. Consider starting your own business where you investigate people for companies. Your talent would be especially good investigating people considered for sensitive or important positions. Think of what you would call your business, design a logo for it, and write out a business plan.

Things begin to shift for you as of May, with significant change by September. Write out on paper how you want your life to be different, seal it in an envelope and put it on your refrigerator. You're supposed to be your own boss—that's where you'll get the greatest satisfaction.

Mona Van Joseph is a licensed professional in the psychic arts through the city of Las Vegas. E-mail questions to [email protected].